Why It Kinda Matters Who Mike Pence Has Lunch With

  1. You have a passionate sexual history with them
  2. It’s someone, in particular, that your spouse is uncomfortable with
  3. They have a history of sexual assault
  4. It’s Valentine’s Day and the meal is being served by room service
  5. They are a Tyrannosaurus Rex
  6. They aren’t wearing pants

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